Babeland
Bellesa
Lovehoney
May is the best time to focus on yourself. The weather’s warming up, some of you are graduating or starting new chapters, and the vibes (pun intended) are just generally good. It’s no wonder Good Vibrations established National Masturbation Month in May 1995. (This was shortly after Bill Clinton, of all people, fired U.S. Surgeon General Dr. Joycelyn Elders for suggesting masturbation should be taught in sex ed. High school probably would have been a lot easier if it were, but I digress.)
If you’re looking for an excuse to buy a new sex toy (“just because” is also a very valid reason!), I’ve got about 15+ of them below. In honor of Masturbation May, I’ve tracked down all the best deals you can shop right now. From vibrators and dildos to clitoral suction devices and male sex toys, this is a comprehensive list of where to get your rocks off for less.
Best overall
Why we like it
OK, story time: About seven months ago, biird (one of my all-time favorite sex toy brands) removed the original Namii from its website. No warning, no email to explain why. The rumors were out there, of course, citing “legal reasons,” but that’s all I heard. Well, the drought is over. The Namii 2 (the upgraded version of the original) is available not only on the biird site but on Hello Nancy, too — and it’s on sale! (Side note: Hello Nancy also carries my second-favorite clitoral suction toy, so it’s a great place to browse.)
The Namii 2 will change your life. It feels like butterfly kisses on your vulva, and you’ll never want to put it down. I can literally play with this toy for hours (or at least until it dies). It’s a wonderful way to get wet before sex or to just enjoy yourself in the moment for a slow-burn solo sesh. Right now, you can get it for $119 (a little steep, I know, but trust me, it’s worth it).
Honorable mention
Why we like it
This isn’t a sex toy, but it did help me a lot before my second endometriosis surgery. If you haven’t heard of Foria, you definitely need to read up. The brand specializes in creating plant-based products (read: cannabis) specifically for people with pelvic pain.
Foria has helped me through so many painful moments and genuinely helped me fall back in love with intimacy. When the company first started advertising, I decided to try their Intimacy Melts with CBD, and they literally melted my pelvic and back pain away enough for me to relax for penetration and intimate touch in general. Right now, you can get them (plus everything else on their site) for 25% off, no promo code needed.
More Masturbation May deals you should know about
Adam & Eve: Get 50% off two items with code DOUBLE50
Babeland: Get up to 69% off select toys
Bellesa: Get up to 60% off with code 60MAY
b-Vibe: Get up to 40% off bestsellers + up to 5 FREE toys on orders of $99+
The Cowgirl: Get up to 40% off sex machines
FemmeFunn: Spend $100+ for 15% off; $150+ for 20% off; $250+ for 30% off
Hello Nancy: Get up to 50% off select toys, including the oh-so-popular Lem
The Handy: Get up to 50% off select toys
Je Joue: Get up to 15% off with code MAY15
LELO: Get up to 50% off select toys + a free LELO Dot Travel with any purchase of $199+
Le Wand: Get 30% off with code LWMM30
Lovehoney: Get up to 50% off select toys
Magic Wand: Get up to $80 off select vibrators
MysteryVibe: Get up to 25% off select vibrators through May 22
PinkCherry: Get up to 80% off select toys + 40% off sitewide with code SCREAM
Satisfyer: Get up to 35% off masturbators
Smile Makers: Get up to 25% off select bundles
